I usually don’t take time to read jokes sent in email, but this one made me laugh out loud and I wanted to share in case you haven’t heard this . Many thanks to Bob Fraser , LA show biz acting coach and mentor for sending this one to me.
A Classic Actors Joke
It was a slow day in Heaven … Saint Peter only had three new souls at the Pearly Gates – so he decided to chat with them.
“Tell me, Soul Andy, how much money did you make in your former life?”
“About 475 thousand a year, sir.”
“Hmm. And what career did you follow?
“Well, we don’t get many of you fellows up here. Welcome. And you, Soul Mary, how much did you make?”
“Around 115 thousand a year, Saint Peter.”
“And your career?”
“I was a college professor.”
“And you, Soul Pat – how much did you make?”
“About 8 thousand a year, your eminence.”
St. Peter chuckled. “I see. And who was your agent?”