I usually don’t take time to read jokes sent in email, but this one made me laugh out loud and I wanted to share in case you haven’t heard this . Many thanks to Bob Fraser , LA show biz acting coach and mentor for sending this one to me.
It was a slow day in Heaven … Saint Peter only had three new souls at the Pearly Gates – so he decided to chat with them.
“Tell me, Soul Andy, how much money did you make in your former life?”
“About 475 thousand a year, sir.”
“Hmm. And what career did you follow?
“Attorney, sir.”
“Well, we don’t get many of you fellows up here. Welcome. And you, Soul Mary, how much did you make?”
“Around 115 thousand a year, Saint Peter.”
“And your career?”
“I was a college professor.”
“And you, Soul Pat – how much did you make?”
“About 8 thousand a year, your eminence.”
St. Peter chuckled. “I see. And who was your agent?”
But look at the bright side, majority of the poor actors go in heaven, we cannot say the same thing about the lawyers, according to this joke:)). So poor in life, wealthy in paradise;)